With links like this, how could I resist? "Transdimensional deer materialize on power lines. The mystery is still unsolved"

Yesterday I burned my finger on a photocopier! It hurt, suprisingly a lot. Today I have a blister where the end of my finger was. To block out the trauma I am laughing at silly stories, have a look, and laugh along with me.

"Police Hunt Hallucinogenic Toad Thief"
"Mysterious Cheese" let me know if you did...I didn't ....at first, but then I had to go back and try!
"The Official Alexander Sphere Appreciation Society" The mind boggles! Well, mine does.

This morning, I was informed by Kirst that there was a giant spider in the bath...again. Giant perhaps not, but large and scary, definitely so. I killed it bravely with boiling hot water, this is the preferable method I have chosen to get rid of these horrible creatures. (watch the animal lovers slate me for this, and see if I care!). Baths are great, they trap spiders, they cannot escape out of the bath because the sides are too slippery and steep for them. This means that they cannot get back out and SCUTTLE AROUND YOUR HOUSE WITHOUT YOU KNOWING; something I find particularly horrible about them. So why, why, why, would anyone patent this idea??? Animal activist I'm thinking!

I wish I had nails, but frankley these women are just scary....I'd like to grow my nails but not to these disproportionate lengths.

Ok, when I read "Amazon Whacking" I just had to click to find out more....I suggest all those who are bored/trying to avoid working/trying to avoid other people/need a life/did English or related degree should try this. prize for the longest Amazon Whack.

And I leave you with the image of what I will shortly have if I don't stop clicking on all these links "Overworked Mouse"

Ps I got them all from this site (sorry little mouse, just one more click)