Alice, Alice, who the F*** is Alice?
"Hello I've just seen on your website a post advertised for Taped Interview Summariser and I'd like an application pack sent to me please"
"Oh right, What's your postcode"
"B** ***"
"and the house number?"
"96"
"Have I already spoken to you?"
"No, not to my knowledge"
"Oh. Nevermind. What's your name please?"
"Alison"
"Yes?"
"Evans"
"Right I'll send that out to you straight away"
I picked up the post this morning amongst which there was a big brown envelope addressed to 'Alice Nevins'. I sighed and inwardly concluded this is probably why a lot of criminals get away, they probably confess, and the police go and arrest someone else with a similar name!
"Oh right, What's your postcode"
"B** ***"
"and the house number?"
"96"
"Have I already spoken to you?"
"No, not to my knowledge"
"Oh. Nevermind. What's your name please?"
"Alison"
"Yes?"
"Evans"
"Right I'll send that out to you straight away"
I picked up the post this morning amongst which there was a big brown envelope addressed to 'Alice Nevins'. I sighed and inwardly concluded this is probably why a lot of criminals get away, they probably confess, and the police go and arrest someone else with a similar name!

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