PANDA-monium

So I was told last night of this story, which I have to share with you all becuase it's funny, and it's the kind of thing I'd probably do too, if I was drunk and saw a Panda...and before you all jump to the spitroasting conclusion that I can just tell you're going to, admittedly because of several previous posts, it has nothing to do with spitroasting...either definition.

Different versions of the full story can be found here and here, but mine goes like this:

There was a man in China, who had had a few too many beers at lunchtime. Dizzy and disorientated he stumbled past a zoo, and more specifically a panda encolosure. On a sudden impulse to hug and shake the panda's hand he jumped into the enclosure.
The man crept up to Gu Gu the panda and hugged it, Gu Gu obviously shocked by this sudden affection from mankind bit the man's leg! Go Gu Gu! The man then kicked poor Gu Gu with his other leg...which Gu Gu promptly bit as well! The man bit Gu Gu back, and eventually man and panda started fighting and the zoo keeper had to break them up with a hosepipe!!!
Both Gu Gu and the man have suffered, although I think that the man came off worse, needing stiches and tetnus shots, Gu Gu just went off his food for a couple of days...understandable really!

But really, the question posed is, who when drunk, would not want to hug a panda?