Quotes of the day go to....

Standing in train stations does not usually fill me with joy, nor does it usually make me laugh. Today was an exception. Bristol Temple Meads has a bloody good sense of humour!

Bing Bong
(Posh female pre recorded announcement)
This is a customer service announcement. Please would customers not feed the pigeons on the platforms as they are a nuisance and a health hazard. Thankyou.

And a very close second goes to Sky News on the central Train on the way back from New Street:

"...further investigations are being carried out on John Prescott after it emerged that he didn't declare a six hundred pound cowboy outfit he bought either...."
-This led to much wondering of was it:
A) a £600 cowboy outfit
or
B) a 600lb cowboy outfit

Votes on a postcard please!