The future laywers of our country are saying things like this:

Gill: so have you blogged about the zoo today yet? You've had 5 hours, what else have you been doing?
Nic: Well, I made dinner, I straightened Lucy's hair, I straightened Kirsty's hair, I had a conversation with Ali about Rainbow Trout...
Me: Yes, she tried to convince me to bone it.
Gill suffocates a laugh
Tariq meanwhile starts saying something else as he misheard and Nic replies, I see Gill unable to control herself and reply "not like that"
Gill bursts out laughing, before saying "you mean, remove the bones?'
Me: Yes
Gill: So de-bone
Me: it's called boning
Gill laughs again and says "It means something else to me"
Me: Don't be so dirty
Mike.M: Gill only men can bone cos they have a boner, women can't bone anything.
Gill: Don't be sexist!