5 foot 2 inch fish, now that's some impressive breeding!

Friday was a hot day, and Mike took a shower before he and I were due to go out and meet Kirsty, who was over from Berlin, in Bath. I did my daughterly duty and instead of taking a much needed shower went downstairs to duly ooh and aaah over my mum's fancy dress fairy wings which had arrived that morning and had been eagerly anticipated for weeks since ordering! Mum was so excited about them arriving admiring the wings was a necessecity if we wanted to eat over the next few days.

Mike,got out of the shower and went to get changed...
"hello little fish, haven't you grown, you've got so big what have they been feeding you?"

....I hear mike is out of the shower and run upstairs

"They're nearly as big as me!" I burst out as I entered the room.

Mike looked at the fish, and then at me. A look of confusion passed his face.

"The wings!" I said helpfully
"Oh! Only I was just talking to the fish saying hadn't they grown and what were you feeding them and then you burst in saying 'they're nearly as big as me' I thought for a second you had heard me talking to them and were replying."