Jack's party and some choice phrases
Jack's party was better than the journey there, infact, I may even list it as one of my top 5 parties! It was good fun, and I met devil bunny herself.
Some choice phrases as the night got drunker!
"Oh my friend rang me today at 12.03 pm"
"why?"
"well when he was over earlier in the week, i managed to work his 'oh so cool' phone (it has a keyboard and windows, it is a mini computer) and put a reminder on it to ring me. Then i promptly forgot. This meant that he rang me and shouted at me down the phone 'my phone has just gone fucking berserk' I was like 'why?' and 'why are you telling me this, I can't do anything about it'. The reply was 'Ali, I'm telling you because it's because you put a fucking reminder on it it's just gone berserk and I can't turn it off, and you can do something about it, never touch my phone again.' I giggled and told Tim that I didn't think it would actually work to which I got a sigh and then the dial tone"
"ooh that happened to me today too" Said Noel
"how?"
"Well, I borrowed my brothers GPRS Sat Nav thing, and suddenly I'm going down a road at 60 and this thing starts going off, sirens, lights flashing, it wouldn't shut up. I finally figured it's becuase it's trying to tell me there is a speed camera in the vicinity. Only the dumb thing is, even if i'm going on a road that goes under another road, it will pick up the speed camera on the other road. So every 3 miles this thing went berserk at me shouting and screaming and flashing. It was horrible, I'm never borrowing it again."
"These are my uni friends, and uni friends these are my home friends. I'm splitting you into two groups to make it easier."
"Oh so just like apartheid then?"
"Jack, there's a pigeon on your windscreen!"
"Jack, why is the 12 year old girl from next door standing opposite your house, muttering to herself and throwing bread at your house?"
"Perhaps she wants Jack as her pet!"
"I can't give directions me."
"I can't recieve directions. It's really bad, the other day my dad was telling me how to get somewhere 'you go down there, turn there and ...' and my brother interrupted him and said 'no, you go up there, round there and down...' and then my mum said 'no what you want to do is, go round there, up there, down there.' I got in the car and the GPRS sat nav told me to do something completely different from any of them! And I still got lost, I'm never listening to anyone again."
And when I got home:
"It was amazing there was a whole beer full of fridge!"
Some choice phrases as the night got drunker!
"Oh my friend rang me today at 12.03 pm"
"why?"
"well when he was over earlier in the week, i managed to work his 'oh so cool' phone (it has a keyboard and windows, it is a mini computer) and put a reminder on it to ring me. Then i promptly forgot. This meant that he rang me and shouted at me down the phone 'my phone has just gone fucking berserk' I was like 'why?' and 'why are you telling me this, I can't do anything about it'. The reply was 'Ali, I'm telling you because it's because you put a fucking reminder on it it's just gone berserk and I can't turn it off, and you can do something about it, never touch my phone again.' I giggled and told Tim that I didn't think it would actually work to which I got a sigh and then the dial tone"
"ooh that happened to me today too" Said Noel
"how?"
"Well, I borrowed my brothers GPRS Sat Nav thing, and suddenly I'm going down a road at 60 and this thing starts going off, sirens, lights flashing, it wouldn't shut up. I finally figured it's becuase it's trying to tell me there is a speed camera in the vicinity. Only the dumb thing is, even if i'm going on a road that goes under another road, it will pick up the speed camera on the other road. So every 3 miles this thing went berserk at me shouting and screaming and flashing. It was horrible, I'm never borrowing it again."
"These are my uni friends, and uni friends these are my home friends. I'm splitting you into two groups to make it easier."
"Oh so just like apartheid then?"
"Jack, there's a pigeon on your windscreen!"
"Jack, why is the 12 year old girl from next door standing opposite your house, muttering to herself and throwing bread at your house?"
"Perhaps she wants Jack as her pet!"
"I can't give directions me."
"I can't recieve directions. It's really bad, the other day my dad was telling me how to get somewhere 'you go down there, turn there and ...' and my brother interrupted him and said 'no, you go up there, round there and down...' and then my mum said 'no what you want to do is, go round there, up there, down there.' I got in the car and the GPRS sat nav told me to do something completely different from any of them! And I still got lost, I'm never listening to anyone again."
And when I got home:
"It was amazing there was a whole beer full of fridge!"
posted by Culinali at 1:06 pm
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