Alison needs...
Ok, basically this was sent to me as an email, but I thought it was hilarious (this may be because I haven't been out of the house in a while) so I thought I'd share it all with you here.
What you do is go to google and type in your first name, followed by the word 'needs'; so for example 'Alison needs' and see what it comes up with. Mine was:
Alison needs males for her art...alison needs older men for her art!!! yes I know, so lads, feel free to leave me a message!
haha- I found it a useful distraction from revision and dissertation- which by the way I finished today! I know! Hurrah hurrah hurrah! I am so relieved...feels like it's been forever, but it's only been 6 months!
The best one by far was for Meryn's b'f- Duncan that I chose to look up:
'Duncan needs to die'!!!!
Followed by the one for Kirsty:
Kirsty needs to look at her relationship with
politicians if she wants to retain her reputation as an independent
commentator
ps. If anyone can tell me why on earth my Ex-English teacher (who is now head of careers at the Uni I recently found out) thinks his English lessons contained many references to giant squid? I think he must have been drinking when he wrote me that email!!!! Unless John the Giant Squid made guest appearances in my English classes, and I've either had a temporary lapse in memory, or was absent for those lessons!
What you do is go to google and type in your first name, followed by the word 'needs'; so for example 'Alison needs' and see what it comes up with. Mine was:
Alison needs males for her art...alison needs older men for her art!!! yes I know, so lads, feel free to leave me a message!
haha- I found it a useful distraction from revision and dissertation- which by the way I finished today! I know! Hurrah hurrah hurrah! I am so relieved...feels like it's been forever, but it's only been 6 months!
The best one by far was for Meryn's b'f- Duncan that I chose to look up:
'Duncan needs to die'!!!!
Followed by the one for Kirsty:
Kirsty needs to look at her relationship with
politicians if she wants to retain her reputation as an independent
commentator
ps. If anyone can tell me why on earth my Ex-English teacher (who is now head of careers at the Uni I recently found out) thinks his English lessons contained many references to giant squid? I think he must have been drinking when he wrote me that email!!!! Unless John the Giant Squid made guest appearances in my English classes, and I've either had a temporary lapse in memory, or was absent for those lessons!
posted by Culinali at 9:26 pm
2 Comments:
Gilly needs a well-earned rest apparently. Damn fucking straight!
I do so love and obsessively check Ali's blog. Just blogged an obscenely blonde moment.
Hehehe! I've just found this. How dare Google try and play God with my other half. Huh.
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