Breasts!

Jack: I wish we'd got a taxi
Ali: Why?
Jack: Because I can't be bothered to walk.
Ali: oh for fucks sake, it's only up the road
Jack: I know, but I had a big dinner and I'm tired.
Ali: well, I have to stop for cash so you can have a b..rest then.
Jack: (looks stunned)
Ali (laughing at another of her faux pas'): I was going to say breather, but changed it halfway to rest....
Jack (amid laughter): that's ok, but all I can think about is breasts now!


Just for the record, there weren't any breasts at the cashpoint, just an idiotic man who stood in front of one of the machines, while waiting for his friend who was using the other...but he wasn't actually using it and thus preventing me from doing so. Why is the world filled with such idiots? Why haven't they been struck down with some idiot disease that has wiped them out by now...although....given the dialogue above...maybe...i'd....fall...into...that..category-no hold that thought, the world is a great place and I love it becuase it is filled with so many diverse individuals, both clever and innanely stupid! :D

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