The difference between a small dog and my boyfriend...

I have just discovered that Mike is my Affenpinscher!! An Affenpinscher is a 'small breed of dog, related to the so-called Brussels griffon, and having tufts of hair on the face.' I might have short(er) hair but at least I'm not an Affenpinscher. Come to think of it, at least I'm not an Ailurophile either (one who is abnormally fond of cats!!...note the word, ABNORMALLY, I like cats, I have 2, but not so much that I smell of cat piss...I hope!)

Anyway, after Mike's animadvert response to the haircut ('to pass critical comment or animadversion, upon something or someone'), he seems to have gotten over it, and thinks I am still Epigamic, which is a relief somewhat. (look the last one up yourself!)

Ali xx

ps: one for Gill: I do worry that you have Gamophobia.....look it up and deny it if you will!!! xx